Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you’ve got me on the edge of my seat.
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks 'What will it be?' One of them says, 'Make us a double.'
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin’ me!
Hey babe, let's do it dolphin style.
I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Hey girl, where you fin all my life?
I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my bib number...pace me maybe?
If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
If you were a fish, you’d be an Angelfish.
An SQL statement walks into a bar, approaches two tables, and asks 'may I join you?'
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
