Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Your mother hasn't smiled since the car accident. By that I mean the moment you were conceived in the back seat.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off the cliff!
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack!
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Hell is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies.
How long have I been working for the company? Ever since they threatened to fire me.
Tell your boss what you think of him, and the truth shall set you free.
Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing that today is Tuesday.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
The waves won't be the only thing you'll be riding today.
What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? Supplies!
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there is no better place than to be here with you.
