Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
Look how big his putter is...
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.
In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal this dance.
Do you believe in premarital sax?
I bet you're even prettier in temple white.
Why do they call it hyper text? -- Too much JAVA.
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
The land where movies are made is called reel estate.
I don't want your candy, but I'll take your number.
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you’ve got me on the edge of my seat.
8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks 'What will it be?' One of them says, 'Make us a double.'
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin’ me!
Hey babe, let's do it dolphin style.
