Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!" Swine flu?
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
Are you a perfect set? Because I'd smash that.
Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
The ghost never took sides during arguments. He was super neutral.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
Is your medulla inflamed? Because you made my heart skip a beat!
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
