Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You remind me of the Ka'aba - I could walk around you all day long.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
You are like a live wire, hot and irresistible.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
What's say you and I go into a practice room and work on some harmonies together?
George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!" Swine flu?
I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
