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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 77

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

It takes balls to play golf.
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
I hear this place is haunted, we better stick together.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
You interested in trying some new balls?
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
You are like a live wire, hot and irresistible.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
What's say you and I go into a practice room and work on some harmonies together?

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It takes balls to play golf.
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
I hear this place is haunted, we better stick together.