Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
You’re like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.
