Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
I'm looking for a long-term relationship and I just can't see that with you.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
A butter is an angry goat.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
It takes balls to play golf.
