Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it. It was full of carbs.
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
An Irish man walks out of a bar...oh, right, stumbles out of a bar
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
Comedians, the biggest joke going.
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.
I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
