Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
I had me at Amazon Prime.
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
Going my way? I've got a seat open.
I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.
Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
So what kind of car do you drive?
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
Do you think we can make our relationship more serious and disable network sharing?
