Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey baby you shine so bright I want to be your co-orbital companion!
Are you a light switch? Because you're illuminating my world.
Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell.
I don't need a meter to tell me that you're hot.
You must be a catheter, because you're draining all my worries away.
I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
You are like a live wire, hot and irresistible.
You can spur me all night long.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
You remind me of the Ka'aba - I could walk around you all day long.
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
My corn always wear a husk
It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
You're quite the catch, baby.
My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady
