Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
Do you like whales? 'Cause we can go hump back at my place.
Prosecution of the faulty limpet mine manufacturer began but the charges just wouldn't stick.
A summer is a mathematician.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
What do you call an Irishman covered in boils? -- A leper-chaun.
Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?
What do you call a Irish man with a piece of glass behind both ears? -- Paddy O'Doors.
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.
Do you lift? Because I was hoping you'd pick me up.
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
