Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Who needs resolutions when I’ve already resolved to make you smile tonight?
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
I'm really good at hand-jams.
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you.
You’ve turned my New Year’s Eve into something I’ll never forget.
Are you method acting because you're really in my head.
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? -- There's one less drunk.
People don't like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
Do you like whales? 'Cause we can go hump back at my place.
Prosecution of the faulty limpet mine manufacturer began but the charges just wouldn't stick.
A summer is a mathematician.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
