Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
Your pants are the final frontier
Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
Klingon: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)
Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
Are you a 4th or 5th? Because you're perfect.
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
I had me at Amazon Prime.
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
