Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink.
Java number I can call you up at?
My first job was peddling designer clothing. I was a Dior to Dior salesman.
Can I show you my spitball?
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.
The ghost never took sides during arguments. He was super neutral.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
The land where movies are made is called reel estate.
Your car's exhaust emits a toxic cloud of pollution, contributing to the slow demise of our planet.
I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.
I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
Do you have a name or can I call you 'ugly'?
It takes balls to play golf.
Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
