Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls.
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!
You can spur me all night long.
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says -- ' think we got this joke wrong'
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
You seem depressed. Let's bang the depression out of each other!
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Churchill isn't the only place where you can pet a polar bear.
Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless.
