Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you’ve drawn me in.
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
I'll show you some takedown my number techniques.
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
Your dojo or mine?
Do you think we can make our relationship more serious and disable network sharing?
How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.
I think we should start a family tree.
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.
Wanna ride on my kangaroo?
A crow is a four-letter bird.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
