Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I’ll never part with it
It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?
Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby? When it’s a baby reindeer
There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.
Are you a 4th or 5th? Because you're perfect.
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
Excuse me, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear.
Can I be your beach towel? Because I want to be wrapped around you all day.Is your name Ariel? Because we were meant to be part of each other’s world.
Are you glitter? Because you’re leaving your sparkle all over my heart.
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
