Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
I like things with more miles per gallon.
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
I had me at Amazon Prime.
Do you like whales? 'Cause we can go hump back at my place.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
Do you think we can make our relationship more serious and disable network sharing?
Wanna go for a test drive?
Can I check out your oil with my dipstick.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.
It takes balls to play golf.
You interested in trying some new balls?
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
