Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?
So what kind of car do you drive?
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Do you drive here often?
Going my way? I've got a seat open.
When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby? When it's a baby reindeer
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
Bacon isn't gonna be the only piece of white meat in your mouth tonight.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I'll never part with it
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
