Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why does Santa do in his garden? He hoe hoe hoes
Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the galexy and put them in your eyes.
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move? Santa Pause
I think the soil needs some double digging.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I’ll never part with it
