Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer
What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
Care to knock a few balls with me?
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
What did the cow say to the reindeer? Moo
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
Do you have a name or can I just call you abomination?
What song did the guests sing at the Eskimo’s Christmas party? Freeze a jolly fellow
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
What is Santa’s favorite Olympic event? North Pole-vault
Tire stores are highway rubbery.
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
