Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Java number I can call you up at?
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.
I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
The drug dealer added sugar to his marijuana to sweeten the pot.
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
What song do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells.
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
Is your dad a failure? Because you're a living testament to his incompetence.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
The mass murderer was always grumpy. He was a surly ol' killer.
Your broccoli heads are so big!
I think you dropped your teeth.
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
