Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What instrument do skeleton play? - Trom-BONE.
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
I get fresh eggs daily.
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
You're like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
Are you a med student? Because you've just aced the anatomy of my heart.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?
Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
Hey girl, wanna belay me?
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
Are you a legal memo? Because you've outlined everything I need to be happy.
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause
