GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Short & Funny Jokes - Part 67

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
I'll rondversé with you any day.
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
Can we rally forever so we stay in love?
Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
Your court or mine?
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
Life without you is like a lift without weights.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Do you play singles tournaments often?
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
A butter is an angry goat.
There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.

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Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass. If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer? Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.