Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you an apprentice? Because you've already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
Lower your shields and let me into your heart.
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
I am no Will Wheaton, but I've got a Crusher on you.
When I see you my main sail rise.
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Hey girl, wanna belay me?
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common? -- Icy dead people
I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work
The moon looks nice tonight...like your face.
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
You must be accounts receivable, because I've been waiting for you my whole life.
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
