Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!
You're just what the doctor ordered, shock treatment.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Hey Baby, my curiosity makes me want to rover all over your body.
I prefer the European version of sunbathing.
I love the way you espresso yourself.
You're like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
Hey baby you shine so bright I want to be your co-orbital companion!
The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
Let's make like this coffee and get steamy!
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
Can I be the cream to your coffee?
See that painting? I'd buy it for you if I had a million dollars.
I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.
Let's put the 'fun' in funeral!
What will fall at the door first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?
