Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
You must be a field, because I can't stop gazing at your beauty.
I get fresh eggs daily.
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
What instrument do skeleton play? - Trom-BONE.
Are you a med student? Because you've just aced the anatomy of my heart.
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
You're like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
Are you a legal memo? Because you've outlined everything I need to be happy.
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.
