Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a hospital bed? Because I'd rest easy with you by my side.
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Are you a med student? Because you've just aced the anatomy of my heart.
This sunburn is hot, but baby... you're hotter.
You're like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
