Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let's get hoth and heavy.
Tonight this Hsn doesn't want to fly solo.
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
What kind of gum do ghosts chew? - Boo Boo Gum.
What can't you give the headless horseman? - A headache.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
When I see you my main sail rise.
I am no Will Wheaton, but I've got a Crusher on you.
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
Lower your shields and let me into your heart.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
Are you an apprentice? Because you've already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
