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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 66

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?
I love you more than a flour tortilla with beans!
What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?
Nice asteroids.
Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
Do you have a name or can I call you 'ugly'?
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine...
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
I think we should start a family tree.
Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly wood!
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
There’s a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited!
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? - All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!

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Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?
I love you more than a flour tortilla with beans!
What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!