Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
Your car is a pathetic excuse for transportation, a rolling embarrassment on wheels.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
The only thing your car is good for is as a source of laughter for everyone who sees it.
Your car is so old and rusty, it's a living testament to the concept of decay and neglect.
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?
My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Lower your shields and let me into your heart.
I am no Will Wheaton, but I’ve got a Crusher on you.
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
