Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
You must be accounts receivable, because I've been waiting for you my whole life.
Let's get hoth and heavy.
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.
Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.
Tonight this Hsn doesn't want to fly solo.
Your pace or mine?
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
What instrument do skeleton play? - Trom-BONE.
Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?
You must be a field, because I can't stop gazing at your beauty.
Girl. Let me be your imam.
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.
Girl you put me in an altered state of consciousness.
