Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
Why don't ghost have bands? - They get booooed.
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
What can't you give the headless horseman? - A headache.
What kind of gum do ghosts chew? - Boo Boo Gum.
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
What instrument do skeleton play? - Trom-BONE.
You're like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
