Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
This game is about ball control baby.
Going my way? I've got a seat open.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
I heard milk does the body good, but DAMN! Blood does too?
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
That’s quite a tight end you’ve got there sweetheart.
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Wanna go for a test drive?
Girl are you a Facebook status? Cause I like you.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
Molecules boiling points vary to some degree.
Do you think we can make our relationship more serious and disable network sharing?
