Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
If ugliness were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence without parole.
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
You and me, one-on-one, in my bed.
Your mirror must have the patience of a saint to endure the sight of your hideous reflection every day.
Miss Sweetnees…ef mi was babylon (police) mi would haffi charge with the crime of niceness cyan done
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
All births are an Emergency.
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a blind person cry tears of despair.
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
You have a face that could turn milk sour and wilt flowers.
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven’t been drinking!
