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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 63

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.
Just like your paid search campaign, you've made quite the impression on me.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would.
When asked what it takes to be a great cook the chef said that it boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting edge recipes.
If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
Can I swim in your beautiful blue eyes?
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
All of my most important poems and drawings are in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Abstinence leaves a lot to be desired.
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
This game is about ball control baby.
Going my way? I've got a seat open.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.

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Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.