Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Lower your shields and let me into your heart.
I am no Will Wheaton, but I’ve got a Crusher on you.
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
You are sexy. You are Mexican. You are a Sexican.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
