Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
Can we rally forever so we stay in love?
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
I want to pick you up from free agency.
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
So, what's your favorite stroke?
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
Do you play singles tournaments often?
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
