Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
You look like someone who likes to swing.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
If ugliness were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence without parole.
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I can find every pulse in your body!
Your mirror must have the patience of a saint to endure the sight of your hideous reflection every day.
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a blind person cry tears of despair.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
