Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
Baby you skin clean like dunce pikni book!
What happens if I blow on your antenna?
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
Your body is in screaming affluence!
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
What do you call a stuffed animal? You after thanksgiving.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?
