Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
You look like someone who likes to swing.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
How many strokes do you want?
Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
I want to rosin your bow.
Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
