Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you from China? Because I’m China ask you out on a date.
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
Your face is like a train wreck, impossible to look away from despite the horror it invokes.
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
I'm Wesley crushing on you
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
Is your daddy a boxer? No Why? Because you're one hell of a knock out!
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
Baby you full a curves like the pad aisle!
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
Gal Mi wan pose wid yuh likah domino
