Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
The race car driver had a checkered past.
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
You've got more curves than a cross country track.
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I'd like to lose your top.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
Gal Mi wan pose wid yuh likah domino
Baby you full a curves like the pad aisle!
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.
Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
