Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
Your putt looks great in those pants
When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store, the police pumped him for information.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
Girl. Let me be your imam.
I can find every pulse in your body!
How many strokes do you want?
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
I want to rosin your bow.
Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.
I think you’re the missing piece to complete my circuit.
The race car driver had a checkered past.
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
