Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
You and me, one-on-one, in my bed.
I'd love to be your final destination.
Miss Sweetnees…ef mi was babylon (police) mi would haffi charge with the crime of niceness cyan done
I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
All births are an Emergency.
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
You have a face that could turn milk sour and wilt flowers.
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven’t been drinking!
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
I think my medication is wearing off.
