Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
How can you be from an ice planet when you’re so Hoth?
I have a good feeling about you.
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
You should be wearing a big red nose and clown shoes.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class.
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
He knew his lot in life was to create the world's greatest mosquito repellant. He had a deet with destiny.
Why don’t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
How do pinnipeds communicate? With seal phones.
