Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs.
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.
Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
Zookeepers spot clean their leopards.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.
