Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies sorry mate we only do plain
Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store, the police pumped him for information.
Let's strengthen our hips together!
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
