Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What can't you give the headless horseman? - A headache.
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs.
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Do you play singles tournaments often?
Can we rally forever so we stay in love?
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
Those are some pretty nice Rocky Mountains you've got there.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
Why don't ghost have bands? - They get booooed.
I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.
