Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.
According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I'll rondversé with you any day.
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
