Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
Girl. Let me be your imam.
I can find every pulse in your body!
How many strokes do you want?
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
I want to rosin your bow.
Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.
The race car driver had a checkered past.
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
If you were a perfect set, I'd hit you.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
