Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
We don't make each other happy.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
Your face looks like it was designed by Picasso during a drunken stupor.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
Unlike Han, I won't shoot first.
Your face could make a haunted house seem like a pleasant vacation spot.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
Your appearance is so repulsive, it could curdle milk from a hundred yards away.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
