Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
There are 30 billion grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?
Do you want to check out my home quarter?
I think our timing is off.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.
If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
I'll take you to the promised land.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
We don't make each other happy.
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
