Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
Hey girl, wanna belay me?
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Hey girl, I’m an electrician. I just want to spark a conversation.
Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.
Life without you is like a lift without weights.
Are you that line I screwed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.
Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.
Your putt looks great in those pants
