Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I feel like I'm in the Arctic, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced.
Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna help me get it out?
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
You'll be receiving a package soon.
I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
The mere sight of your car is an insult to the very concept of automotive design, a middle finger to aesthetics.
Are you an apprentice? Because you’ve already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
