Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Why don't ghost have bands? - They get booooed.
I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
Do you want to shake my luluv?
Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common? -- Icy dead people
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
A clumsy physician who pretends to care is a hypocritical oaf.
