Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!
Somebody call a lifeguard. Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.
What instrument do skeleton play? - Trom-BONE.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
Hey baby, you want a green card?
There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.
Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.
Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?
A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
I've heard alot about you, now let's hear your side of the story.
So, what's your favorite stroke?
