Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Are you a surgical light? Because you brighten up everything around you.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
I've been trying to push the envelope at work, but it's still stationery.
There are 30 billion grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?
Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin' robins.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
The sheer sight of you is enough to make innocent bystanders lose their appetite and question the cruelty of the universe.
Can I stuff your taco with my beef?
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
There was a report of shots fired in a local bar. The police don't know what triggered the commotion.
He knew his lot in life was to create the world's greatest mosquito repellant. He had a deet with destiny.
I'll take you to the promised land.
I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
