Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
The Irish way - Now don't be talking about yourself while you're here. We'll surely be doing that after you leave.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.
We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
The moon looks nice tonight...like your face.
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
I want to pick you up from free agency.
If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? Ribbon Hood!
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
May I dig my nails into your back?
