Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Can I stuff your taco with my beef?
I'm going to ask you out. Resistance is futile
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I feel like I'm in the Arctic, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced.
Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna help me get it out?
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
