Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
The sheer sight of you is enough to make innocent bystanders lose their appetite and question the cruelty of the universe.
Your face looks like it was designed by Picasso during a drunken stupor.
What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around.
Your appearance is so repulsive, it could curdle milk from a hundred yards away.
Moaning about other people not working really makes the day fly by.
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
If there was a contest for the ugliest person in the world, you'd win by a landslide.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt... or pants.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would throw up their hands in defeat at the sight of your face.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
Your appearance is an affront to the very concept of beauty, a walking abomination.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
I've been trying to push the envelope at work, but it's still stationery.
