Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
In the airport, I am willing to let all my personal feelings fly towards you, baby.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.
Open up your hangar my starfighter needs refueling.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
The sheer sight of you is enough to make innocent bystanders lose their appetite and question the cruelty of the universe.
What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around.
Your appearance is so repulsive, it could curdle milk from a hundred yards away.
Moaning about other people not working really makes the day fly by.
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt... or pants.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
