Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
You're like a plumbing apprenticeship—worth all the effort.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Can I put my gun in your holster?
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Are you a drain strainer? Because you've kept all the bad stuff out of my life.
Why don't you take a powder, preferably arsenic.
We should get matching tatooines.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
Do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.
What do you call an Irish fella trying to break up a fight? -- Liam Malone
What's the difference between Ireland and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
