Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
You're endor-able!
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
Why don't you take a powder, preferably arsenic.
Why did the developer go broke? -- Because he used up all his cache.
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
Mami are ju a man, cause you can be the Juan.
If there's nothing to say, I'm sure you'll say it.
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? -- Tennish.
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
Ever do it on a portoledge?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Your car's acceleration is slower than the growth of mold on stale bread, a pathetic display of feebleness.
