Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a horror movie director run out of ideas.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
I made a blood painting for you.
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
What do you call a stuffed animal? You after thanksgiving.
Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage you going too fast either.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
Your car's reliability is a cruel joke, a constant source of breakdowns and expensive repairs.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
The suspension of your car is as stiff as a board, providing a bone-jarring experience with every bump.
Your car's fuel efficiency is laughable, guzzling gas like a thirsty elephant in a desert.
The brakes on your car are about as effective as using a feather to stop a charging bull.
Your car's exhaust emits a noxious cloud of pollutants, contributing to the degradation of the environment.
