Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
Why don't you take a powder, preferably arsenic.
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
I don't want to hold you back.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
What do you get when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? -- Data transfer.
Looking at you is like staring into the abyss of ugliness, a never-ending nightmare.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
Bet I can bench press you.
What's the difference between Ireland and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
We should get matching tatooines.
Do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.
Can I put my gun in your holster?
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Are you Phineas Gage? Because I lost my mind for you.
