Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
How can you kill an stupid person with a coin? Throw it in front of an oncoming bus.
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
You remind me of my mother.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady
Are you Phineas Gage? Because I lost my mind for you.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.
Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.
You raise my oxytocin levels.
There was a report of shots fired in a local bar. The police don't know what triggered the commotion.
Unlike Han, I won't shoot first.
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
