Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
Bet I can bench press you.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
I made a blood painting for you.
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? -- Tennish.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
I don't want to hold you back.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
What's the difference between Ireland and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
