Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I don't want to hold you back.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
Your car's acceleration is slower than the growth of mold on stale bread, a pathetic display of feebleness.
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
Do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
