Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world
We should get matching tatooines.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Bet I can bench press you.
I hope you like BBQs because you'll soon be eating my sausage with special sause.
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
Ever do it on a portoledge?
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
Why did the developer go broke? -- Because he used up all his cache.
Do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.
