Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
To a 4 banger - Sounds like all the masters are running.
You're endor-able!
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
My ears are not the only things that are long!
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
What do you call a stuffed animal? You after thanksgiving.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Bet I can bench press you.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? - Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
