Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
I think our timing is off.
We don't make each other happy.
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
How can you kill an stupid person with a coin? Throw it in front of an oncoming bus.
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
