Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Bet I can bench press you.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
What do you call an Irish fella trying to break up a fight? -- Liam Malone
You're endor-able!
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
What's the difference between Ireland and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
