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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 43

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

How does every Irish joke start? -- By looking over your shoulder.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun? A. I just love baskin' robins.
If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
Is this insecticide good for beetles. - No, it'll kill them!
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you've got sick abs.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.

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How does every Irish joke start? -- By looking over your shoulder.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?