Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
Wanna smash? Me over the head with this brick.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?
I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
How does every Irish joke start? -- By looking over your shoulder.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin' robins.
If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.
I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
Your feet made me lower my gaze.
