Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
Why don't you take a powder, preferably arsenic.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
Why did the developer go broke? -- Because he used up all his cache.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
I'm at my best during overtime.
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
