Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
How're things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
You're like a plumbing apprenticeship—worth all the effort.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
My New Years resolution is 4k.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
A multicast packet walks into a bar, and then leaves through all the doors and windows at once.
Looking at you is like staring into the abyss of ugliness, a never-ending nightmare.
Are you Phineas Gage? Because I lost my mind for you.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Did you hear about the winner of the Irish beauty contest? -- Me neither.
