Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
What do you call a Irish man with a piece of glass behind both ears? -- Paddy O'Doors.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
Doggy style?
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
Would you like to see my whopper?
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of dying cats, assaulting the ears of anyone unfortunate enough to listen.
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
