Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage you going too fast either.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Where’s your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be,
If there's nothing to say, I'm sure you'll say it.
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
I could put some motion in your ocean.
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
Are you the sun? Because you're my center of the universe.
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
Where does a ghost refuel his porche? - At a ghastly station.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
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