Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Driving your car is like subjecting yourself to a torture chamber on wheels, where discomfort and disappointment are your constant companions.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
I don't work weekends, or any other day that ends in Y.
Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
