Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? -- Who cares? They never get the house anyway.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.
What's 6 inches long, has a head on it and drives women crazy? $100 bill
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is a crime?
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don't like to interrupt her.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.
I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
In arguments a woman has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?
A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
