Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What do you call a Irish man with a piece of glass behind both ears? -- Paddy O'Doors.
If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
An Irish man walks out of a bar...oh, right, stumbles out of a bar
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
Would you like to see my whopper?
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
How do you catch an Ether Bunny? -- With an Ethernet.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday, eight hours.
