Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I don't want to hold you back.
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? -- Shoe!
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.
You remind me of my mother.
Why did the developer go broke? -- Because he used up all his cache.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Hey girl you lookin’ like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!
A multicast packet walks into a bar, and then leaves through all the doors and windows at once.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
If I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.
My New Years resolution is 4k.
Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?
We should get matching tatooines.
Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.
Can I put my gun in your holster?
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
