Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
The force is strong with this one.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
