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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 38

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.
Why did the developer go broke? -- Because he used up all his cache.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
Hey girl you lookin’ like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!
A multicast packet walks into a bar, and then leaves through all the doors and windows at once.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
If I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.
My New Years resolution is 4k.
Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?
We should get matching tatooines.
Can I put my gun in your holster?
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
You're endor-able!
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back

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How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.Why did the developer go broke? -- Because he used up all his cache.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?