Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
'I got lost in the streets of Paris,' he said ruefully.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday, eight hours.
Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.
Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.
Driving your car is like subjecting yourself to a torture chamber on wheels, where discomfort and disappointment are your constant companions.
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
Looking at your car is like witnessing a tragic accident, a horrifying reminder of the consequences of poor automotive judgment.
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of dying cats, assaulting the ears of anyone unfortunate enough to listen.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
If there was a contest for the ugliest person in the world, you'd win by a landslide.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a horror movie director run out of ideas.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
Your car's reliability is a cruel joke, a constant source of breakdowns and expensive repairs.
