Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
What did the cow say on Christmas morning? Mooooey Christmas
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.
Are you feline the connection between us?
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
