Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Mami are ju a man, cause you can be the Juan.
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.
What do you give a train conductor for Christmas? Platform shoes
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
What is the #1 Christmas present? A broken drum – you can’t beat it
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
