Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
People run screaming from you, not because you're a monster, but because your ugliness is truly terrifying.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
I've got a bed in the back of my truck, seems there's too much room for one...
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife? -- A bachelor.
Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.
