Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What do you call an Irishman who sits outside all night?
Paddy O' Furniture
Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Run your idea up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it.
My love for you is like a fruitcake, nutty, spicy and unavoidable.
You can blow my org any day
You must be an accountant because I’ve put you on my payroll.
I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
Got any sweater vests that need mending?
Roses are red and violets are blue. You are a sexy nurse and i’m Doctor Who!! See Doctor Who pick up lines
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.
Are you chlorine? Because I wanna smell like you.
What's the difference between a man and a condom? Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive!
The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key!
With great penis, comes great responsibility
He hit rock bottom and started to dig.
I like my women like I like my glasses, thick and black.
Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
A blonde walked into a bar --
OUCHH!!!
Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence
