Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If all the world's a stage, then will yo be my lead?
Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? -- It swells during the night!
Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.
Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
If you can't make good morning coffee, its ok cause I got you as my morning coffee.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Girl, let's go invisible.
Girl you're so beautiful you made me double fault.
Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs. I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.
I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
If you make candles you are going to need a lot of paraffin-alia.
Go out with me and you won't be sari.
