Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
What type of potato chip is Santa’s favorite? Crisp Pringles
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
You won't believe it but I'm shocking in bed.
