Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If I was a planet and you my moon, I'd stop spinning just by looking at you.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.
The dying British soldiers won't be the only ones screaming in the night.
Smash or pass? In tennis I'll do both.
Those clothes look nice on you. They'd look even nicer flat-packed in a Dragon and being delivered to you on the ISS.
I'll be the Rose to your Rosie.
So, are you a goth? Wanna' get coffee?
I love pizza but I love you more.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You be the Knicks and I'll bring the Heat!
I'm a good ball handler, what about you?
Are you pizza because I want a piece of you.
Hey girl. What's your bracket lookin like this year?
Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.
Do you play basketball? Because you're a slam dunk!
Why go to the gym when you could be getting a work out at my place?
You give me an Assiniboiner.
I wanna get your heart rate going.
