Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.
I have a precedent that is long and deep.
You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.
Do you smell like fish? Because I like sushi.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
I'm in the mood to multiply, baby!
Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?
Can you teach me to fish? Because I want to spend all my time with you.
They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand"
Excuse me, you look familiar. Are you a famous basketball player?
Toi-let me be your valentine?
Have you ever met a detective electrician? They call me Sherlock Ohms.
