Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I liverspotted you from across the bar?
Don't walk away, babe. You may not think I'm perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.
May I put my balls in your basket?
You've got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Are you a script from a previous show? Because I'll never forget you.
Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.
By the many arms of Vishnu, I want to stick it in your butt.
Can I make your first memory of the new year a great one? How about you let me be your midnight kiss?
I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
You’re like my favorite fitting—impossible to live without.
Are you getting big or are you just happy to see me?
I got your mountain right here.
My life without you is like bhel without chutney.
Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?
I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
So, read any good Surahs lately?
Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.
