Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why don't you come to my farm and check out my high tunnel?
I wield a big stick for a living.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?
Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Come ride my star rocket and feel it explode, with the the thrust of two engines transporting my load.
Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.
I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.
Do you want to see my snake on the beach?
Would you butter my crumpet?
I jumped the border to america...so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Are you British? Cause I wanna screw EU.
You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!
You've given me something to live for, REVENGE.
Is that your boyfriend? Because that'd throw a real wrench in my plans
I want to go up and down all your scales.
So I heard you from across the gym. Do you make that noise for everything?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. But I is already in the middle of something with A, D and S, so I guess it wouldn't work.
So would you like to make 4 babies with me?
