Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don’t have to ask for your name or number.
If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
Wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
I was looking for treasure and I think I found some.
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
