Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
They told me that I'd feel the spirit at church, not that I'd see an angel!
I just got off my mission and I'm looking for my next companion.
Tonight, your dick better perform a perfect arabesque, if you know what I mean!
Wow, you have really impressive forefoot strike.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.
Hey Girl! Let's mate like rabbits.
You’re so cute, I wanna lock you up in my basement.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
My parents don't live on the same acreage.
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now
I don't know you, but I think I love you already
I can name something that's longer than Confederation Bridge.
I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
You look familiar; didn’t I see you writhing around on the filthy floor of a dive bar on Last Night?
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
Do you play defense? Because whenever I’m around you, I can’t seem to score.
Shhhh. No need for words. You had me at Muay Thai Plum.
