Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me?
A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver.
Which building does Dracula visit in New York? - The Vampire State Building.
I'd like to be in a geostationary orbit around you.
You are the full Moon and I am the Star.
I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.
The Junior NCO had sore wrists. The doctor said it was corporal tunnel syndrome.
The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
I really like your swimsuit.
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Let’s play soccer. You can be the goalie and I’ll try to score with my Jabulani balls!
You came from nothing, and you brought it with you.
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
I'm tired of the singles action—how about we play some doubles?
I don't care what Copernicus says, you're the only planet to me.
No, no, no... what's your REAL name?
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
