Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Let's do some things you'll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.
Hey, I've never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?
I've never won gold in the breast stroke, but that could all change tonight.
I'll be your seeder of you'll be my leecher and we can torrent all night long.
I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.
Where did the goblin throw the football? - Over the ghoul line.
I'm not bragging or anything but, I'm Merman.
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
If you liked the tip, come by later and I'll give you the full thing.
Girl are you the Ascension? Cause you're a Glorious Mystery.
I would totally lick your guacaholey.
The mere sight of your car is an insult to the very concept of automotive design, a middle finger to aesthetics.
Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?
I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.
Yes I drink blood. You wouldn't happen to be menstruating now, would you?
You know, even my penis sheath is black velvet!
If everybody here accidentally drowned, the first bloated corpse I'd pull out would be yours, sweetheart.
A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Damn girl! You look extra fine with that glowing tan.
Who was the most famous French skeleton? - Napoleon bone-apart
