Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'm a good ball handler, what about you?
Are you pizza because I want a piece of you.
Hey girl. What's your bracket lookin like this year?
Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.
Do you play basketball? Because you're a slam dunk!
Why go to the gym when you could be getting a work out at my place?
You give me an Assiniboiner.
I wanna get your heart rate going.
A magician was driving down the road -- then he turned into a drive way.
You... complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You're like the gluten in my communion bread.
God told me I can break my fast for you.
Girl I'm an Electrician, I can turn your lights on.
Are you glow tape? Cause you're all I can see.
Do you want to be accountability partners?
You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
You make me want to be a better tither.
I stole someone else's idea for a stage drama. Am I a playgiarist?
I like my men/woman like I like my bible… full of Jesus
Let's make music on my sheets.
